My name is Walter (aka. Walter the Hipster Owl, or W.H.O). I was originally intended to sit in the audio jack of a cell phone, but my spirit couldn't be contained. These are my adventures. Like me at www.facebook.com/WalterTheOwl365!
Walter thinks modern protest movements are unimaginative and derivative so he’s going retro… “Save The Whales!” #Walter #hipster #owl #whale #savethewhales #protest #movement #blue #retro #derivative #hipsterowl #walterthehipsterowl
Walter sends a congratulatory hoot and a whole mortarboard full of good wishes to all of his friends graduating this year from high school, college, law school, med school, and any other kind of school he can think of! He is proud of all of you!
Walter liked the idea of having a mentor but he was unaware when his mentor spoke of “taking him under his wing” that it was going to be so literal. #Walter #Hipster #Owl #mentor #wing #literal #colorful #owls #funny #walterthehipsterowl #hipsterowl
Walter thinks Dora ought to ditch the monkey and fly with him. He’s down with bilingual educational programming. He says, “Yo soy un buho.” #Walter #Hipster #Owl #Dora #DoratheExplorer #monkey #bilingual #education #cartoon #buho #spanish #walterthehipsterowl #hipsterowl
Walter, in search of another use for his French beret, decided to try his wing at performance art in the form of slam poetry. Here he performs an original piece “Hoot” loosely based on Ginsburg’s “Howl”(though markedly less controversial and groundbreaking).
Walter is dismayed that Michael’s calls this “3D fabric paint” when everyone knows it’s called “Puffy paint,” and in greatness is second only to bedazzling in the world of DIY fashion. #Walter #Hipster #Owl #michaels #craft #puffypaint #bedazzler #bedazzling #fashion #DIY #walterthehipsterowl #hipsterowl
Walter is spending his Thursday playing a childhood owl game…Hoot and Go Seek. Can you see him? #Walter #Hipster #Owl #game #childhood #hideandgoseek #hoot #hootandgoseek #walterthehipsterowl #hipsterowl
Phoenix Zoo Receives Unexpected Fuzzball
For the first time in over a decade, the Phoenix Zoo has a Spectacled Owl chick. The chick was born on February 10th to the zoo’s pair of Spectacled Owls. The pair is quite experienced in rearing young having done so six times in the past, albeit not for some time. After over ten years without a baby, and with the female being 20 years old and the male 15, keepers were not sure if the lone egg laid would be fertile.
Visit ZooBorns to learn more about this expected birth and to see more photo of the fuzzy owlet!
Walter thinks this owl looks exactly like a Muppet!
Walter thinks his 10-key has the right idea…everything should have a “BS” button. #Walter #Hipster #Owl #10key #button #BS #funny #cynical #keyboard #keys #hipsterowl #walterthehipsterowl
Walter never quite understood the Hello Kitty phenomenon, but, judging by appearances his friend apparently felt an affinity for Badtz-Maru. #Walter #Hipster #Owl #friend #hellokitty #badtzmaru #penguin #sanrio #walterthehipsterowl #hipsterowl
Walter knows that paying utility bills stinks. How can you make it better? Put a bird on it!! #Walter #Hipster #Owl #utility #bill #bills #payment #putabirdonit #portlandia #bird #walterthehipsterowl #hipsterowl
Walter just popped out of the obligatory Mother’s Day greeting card to send flowers, hearts, and love to his Mom, and all the other moms, grandmas, step-moms, new moms, and moms-to-be out there on the interwebs. Happy Mother’s Day!!
Walter is at the mall eating chicken teriyaki before braving the last minute mother’s day shoppers. Later he will try to find some pretty nest-accessories for his mother. #Walter #Hipster #Owl #mall #mothersday #teriyaki #shopping #nest #hipsterowl #walterthehipsterowl
Walter was looking forward to using his brand new owl umbrella but it has been unseasonably dry for Portland. Now he’s considering trying to establish a parasol trend…if it might catch on anywhere it would be here. #Walter #Hipster #Owl #umbrella #parasol #dry #portland #PDX #norain #trend #hipsterowl #walterthehipsterowl
Walter loves his owl-sized Le Creuset stew pot…it’s just what he needs to cook a hearty, free-range, organic, root-vegetable and field mouse casserole. Just because he’s a wild animal doesn’t mean he can’t have refined tastes. #Walter #Hipster #Owl #lecreuset #stew #castiron #fieldmouse #vegetable #organic #casserole #freerange #walterthehipsterowl #hipsterowl
